*reads a friends daily horoscope before i hangout with them so i know what i’m getting into*
"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”
in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.
but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.
ur always supposed to hate the girl.
If we everwhen we meet i will totally speak English to you because Swedish is completely incomprehensible to me. Like why do you have to bother so much with pronouncing every word? can’t you just vaguely mutter all of your words to the point where it is borderline incomprehensible like the rest of us? I mean, really now. - Asta (boglady)